Chicken Coop D'etat
"Vive la chicken révolution!! Je suis Chicken Coop d'etat, and the status quo can last NO LONGER! You will feel my wrath!
In Risky Chicken, I will overthrow you. I will sneak up on you from behind, push you off the mountain, and take your place. And the future will be much brighter with you at the bottom."
"Did Mary Shelley ever say that I'm *not* a chicken? No, she didn't! I have existed through centuries of folklore, and this is now my peak.
In Risky Chicken, I have the power to create life! If you fall off the mountain with me, I can choose to resurrect us… but you may have to convince me. My trick can really be a gamechanger."
"Now, now, don't be too afraid! It's just a game, and yes, I'm a criminal, but I'm also a chicken, so how dangerous can I really be?
In Risky Chicken, I have the ability to ‘Clucknap' other chickens and remove them temporarily from the game. You'll want to play smart when I'm around."
"I am Copycat Chicken. I am Copycat Chicken. Hey, stop doing that! Hey, stop doing that! Ugh. Ugh."
In Risky Chicken, I can copy the decisions of my mountain climbing partner. It's the ONLY trick that gives you an extra Egg Card: a nice tool for your Risky Chicken toolkit!"
"My name is Independent Chicken and I don't need you. I don't need anyone. Please let me live my life. If you must know, my one hobby is traveling. ALONE. You can see some photos of my adventures on the Risky Chicken Instagram."
In Risky Chicken, I like to be alone. (Shocker.) I can be a frustrating partner, because sometimes I'll kick you off the mountain without much warning. But like I said: I don't NEED you. I can win on my own… and I frequently do."
"As a young chick in the coop, I became interested in tax policy and aspired to work for the prestigious federal agency. To be honest, I've grown a little jaded to the job. Catching tax evaders isn't the thrill it used to be. Nevertheless, I work hard and have managed to put 50 of my own wonderful chicks through college.
In Risky Chicken, I have a very special ability to turn back the clock. Other players can ask me for a second chance when they're down on their luck. But of course, there's a tax for that!"
"Abracadabra, I have appeared! Yes, it is I, the magnificent Magician Chicken! I pull things out of hats and ears, but I'm known best for my sleight of hand.
In Risky Chicken, I can switch cards around to my benefit. It's like that classic scene where you try to poison me but I switch our glasses when you're not looking! You don't want to forget what I can do."
"I see the future… and what do I see? It's… it's YOU! You're playing Risky Chicken, and having a ton of fun! (The guys in marketing made me say that.)
In Risky Chicken, I can see what number the die lands on before the roll even happens. This trick really comes in handy. It's definitely saved me from a few bruises!"
Robin Hood Chicken
"I steal from the rich and give to the poor… in theory. In reality, I can use my skills however I deem appropriate. This is real life, not some fairy tale!
In Risky Chicken, I can steal players' gold coins and redistribute them for any reason. If nothing else, I can be a bit pesky. And to protect your treasure, you'll want to stay on my good side."
"I'm Spring Chicken. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
In Risky Chicken, I can jump right over the second level of the mountain. My trick is definitely the simplest in Risky Chicken, but it's quite valuable!"
*Cue spy music* "I've served for 30 years in the [REDACTED], investigating [REDACTED] and helping execute missions like [REDACTED].
In Risky Chicken, I can use my X-ray vision to see what card you're planning to play. Will I be honest about my intel or lie? Well, that's classified."
"I AM ZEUS CHICKEN, son of Cronus Chicken and Rhea Chicken, MAKER OF THUNDER! My power is unmatched.
In Risky Chicken, I have the power to strike the earth with lightning so bright and powerful that I can reverse the most recent events. And you can't stop me!"